Now let’s get messy….
4 HEARTS for Royally Screwed by Emma Chase from Pretty Mess Reading
I kept it pretty reading this one, not one tear shed.
I mean there didn’t need to be IMO. It wasn’t that deep. It’s actually a pretty cliche book but that was the fun of it. Let me explain after I give you the summary from the author….
Nicholas Arthur Frederick Edward Pembrook, Crowned Prince of Wessco, aka “His Royal Hotness,” is wickedly charming, devastatingly handsome, and unabashedly arrogant―hard not to be when people are constantly bowing down to you.
Then, one snowy night in Manhattan, the prince meets a dark haired beauty who doesn’t bow down. Instead, she throws a pie in his face.
Nicholas wants to find out if she tastes as good as her pie, and this heir apparent is used to getting what he wants.
Dating a prince isn’t what waitress Olivia Hammond ever imagined it would be.
There’s a disapproving queen, a wildly inappropriate spare heir, relentless paparazzi, and brutal public scrutiny. While they’ve traded in horse drawn carriages for Rolls Royces and haven’t chopped anyone’s head off lately―the royals are far from accepting of this commoner.
But to Olivia―Nicholas is worth it.
Nicholas grew up with the whole world watching, and now Marriage Watch is in full force. In the end, Nicholas has to decide who he is and, more importantly, who he wants to be: a King… or the man who gets to love Olivia forever.
Now back to our mess….
Nicholas is sexy as fuck and he knows he’s sexy as fuck….Nicholas can fuck and he knows he can fuck….Nicholas is also rich, powerful and a fucking prince….Ever girls fucking dream.
Now, I’m going to lay it on even more thick (in both ways 🍆💦😉)….he is sweet, generous, loving, caring, a family man….OMG kill me now because this man is perfect.
Alright, its Olivia’s turn….
Olivia is family oriented, taking care of her alcoholic dad, putting her 17 year old sister through school, and running the family business….Awe, how cute 🙂 Everything you need for a female main character.
She’s also curvy (yes), beautiful, humble and has enough sass to keep a man on his toes. Just what Nicholas needs.
When they first meet Nicholas is drunk off his ass and offers Olivia $10,000 to have sex with him. Of course she says no so ups the stakes to $20,000. After Olivia throws a bit of pie in his face he sobers up enough to find it comical and leaves.
Being the gentleman he is, he feels like shit for making Olivia feel like a hoe and goes back to apologize the next day….
….and there you have it folks their love story begins, so cute.
Let us switch gears real quick….
- Just out of curiosity, would you have taken the $10,000, $20,000 or more for a night of sex with Nicholas? And be honest!
I can honestly say that today I would not have taken money for sex. I’m 32 now so I’ve a little bit more in life, found my self-worth so to speak.
Now, with that being said….I can’t say the same thing for the 20 something year old Danielle. I was little “hot” back in the day. Not the girl you would take home to meet your mama.
I mean shit, I was having sex for free, so why not for $20,000? (Remember this is 20 something year old me, not the now 32 year old me.) If he would have caught me at a club drunk off my ass, I would have done for free because he was so damn sexy. So, yeah, 20 something year old me would have done it. I’m just being honest.
So their chemistry is crazy good….
“She straightens, and runs her finger over her lips, gazing down at me. “Did you feel that?”
The spark, the electricity. The desire that feeds on itself, relishing the relief of contact but always wanting more.
She takes my hand and places it over her breast – where her heartbeat throbs wildly in her chest. “And do you feel this?”
My own chest pounds with the same rhythm.
“Some people go their whole lives without feeling that.”
Don’t we all want that type of chemistry? I know I do.
This part of the book made me laugh….
“What’s your name? I don’t know if I asked before.” states Nicholas.
“Your didn’t. And it’s Liv.”
“That’s an odd name. Were you ill as a baby? I mean, is live what your parents were hoping you’d do or did they just not like you?”
OMG, I want to say that to somebody one day just to see the look on their face!!! LOL! LOL! LOL!
To be fair….
I told you this book was cliche, so what does that tell you? -> That he gives up his crown to be with her in the end, DUH!!!
It’s a good but with a cute story. And if that’s your thing….tada! Here is your prize, Royally Screwed by Emma Chase
Check it out, you’ll like it.
Now, let’s chat….let me know what you think of this book and my review….