First…

I wanna call the author on phone and say, “Girl, work it. Work! You just killed it!”

Next…

I become a complete fangirl like a teenager in love.

Then…

I get all shy hoping I don’t come across like a crazy as fangirl.

After that…

I try to act like a grown woman and calm the hell down.

But…

I can’t help myself and start screaming, “Yas bitch! Yasssssssssss!!!!”

Because…

Yasssssssss is way better than, yes.

Then I say to myself…

“You need to calm down and get pretty again.”

Then…

I remember I don’t give a shit and I am a fangirl so I better work it!