Sometimes I feel like I have to keep my book addiction away from my friends and family. They don’t understand how serious I take my books. They may laugh or joke which ends with me being annoyed and pissed off. I would cut them out of my life, but I love them too much to do that. There are some things no one will ever understand about my book world and I’m okay with that, just don’t fuck with me about it. I can’t be the only one who feels this way.
Let’s chat about 10 things only book lovers will understand. . .
1. What am I supposed to do after one of my favorite series ends. I’m so invested in the characters lives by then. I need to be able to follow them for the rest of my life. It’s really not fair!
2.Don’t even get me started on my love for fictional characters. I don’t give a flying fuck that they technically are not real because to me they are.
3.After falling in love with my book boyfriend, it’s hard to look at my husband. I mean, I love him and everything but it’s just not the same.
4.When I am reading, do not disturb me. I don’t care what you have to say. If my child is not in immediate danger than we have no reason to have a conversation. Period.
5. Yassssss!!!!! Get me a library and I will shower you with the best blowjob man has ever seen. I am pretty good at blowjobs on a regular day so I already know that I am about to change your life!
6. The feels! The feels! The feels! Even though I cry my eyes out after some of my fav books, I don’t even care. A good book gives me life whether it breaks my heart or not.
7. I would take a book hangover rather than a drunken one any day.
8. If you know what is good for you than you won’t talk shit about my books. It’s never just a book. It’s EVERYTHING!
9. I don’t if I look crazy to the outside world. I love the tears that come from a good book, it’s fucking therapeutic.
10. I would prefer if you keep your opinion to yourself. If you are buying my books – SHUT UP!
Remember to follow all things messy. . .
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That Spongebob meme is so me! But I also love The Beast!
Bitches love libraries!!! 😜 There is no such thing as too many books!!!
No the very thought is blasphemy
So true!
Yo I am so over people trying to judge me for my book boyfriends. Nobody asked you if he was fiction! Nonody asked you how I know what he looks like! How about you worry about ur whack boo in real life and leave me with my book men!
Hahaha!!! I knew you would understand. They are not fiction, they are real and we love them. Real friends understand ☺️😉😂
They just don’t understand.
Love these lol, so true!!
Facts!
Reblogged this on Angie Dokos.
Beast’s tactic is something I might use in future haha.
You really should! It would work on me, that’s for sure 😂😂😂
Agreed!! If that’s all it would take, dang my dating life would’ve been so different!
Secrets of trade learned too late! Who knows, you still have time to try it out 😏
LOL, my wife might object! 😂
Good point 👌🏾
LOL, I mean…. maybe I can bring polygamy back 😛
No you’re speaking my language.
I’m sure your husband wont mind!!
😉
Ahaha, yes on all counts! I’m currently in the process of packing to move out and across the ocean, and I stacked the meager 6 books in English that I own next to the suitcase. When my mother told me I was crazy to want to pack books because they aren’t necessary, I just answered: “would you not bring your jewelry? They are my jewerly”.
She still thinks I’m crazy, btw, but I got to keep the books. No way my babies are staying back.
You had to stand up for what is right! I don’t know if other people can possibly understand our love for all things books. We’re not crazy, everyone else is 😜😝😜😝
Yep. Whenever someone tells me they don’t like to read, I always wonder what kind of madness you need to be possessed by for that to happen.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! We think they’re nuts and they think we’re nuts. If someone tells me they don’t like to read, they go on my “hell no” list 😝
I’m dying!! I relate to this so much!!
“Hell is just a sauna” !!!!!! That one killed me. I’m laughing so hard.
We have to stick together!!!